dont have a sex

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.

When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess.

The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."

So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.

The husband says, "I can deal with that."

He takes off her shirt and shouts, "Boy! you are small, but I love you anyway."

The husband says, "I have something to confess also."

She says, "No matter what I will still love you."

He says, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."

She says, "I can deal with that."

So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up. 

She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"

He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."

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aku belum ada

sambil berjalan kau masih boleh menari-narikan jari kau atas mobile phone tu. sambil berjalan-jalan kau masih boleh dapat benda percuma. sambil berjalan-jalan. kau langsung tak menoleh aku yang sudah lama memandang kau dari sisi kiri. kau, mobile phone, jari dan aku semuanya melakonkan tugas masing-masing dengan sempurna. cuma aku sedikit janggal kerana jarang-jarang mendapat rasa begini. biasalah, hidup bujang. eh, mobile phone kau apa yang best?

aku?

macam-macam yang best. sebab apa aku best? sebab aku susah untuk jadi tak best.

klik sini untuk mobile phone baru

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Dulu aku berkicau-kicau meluahkan rasa di dalam alam maya bersentuh ini. tapi bila aku sudah mula bosan, nah ambil kau - hampir dua tahun aku tinggalkan ini semua. sekarang, mungkin permulaan baru aku akan lakukan. lihat saja nanti.

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